When nature's callin'

Don't be stallin'

Use your common sense

Before you let it flow

Find a place to go

Just don't whiz on the electric fence



If you're gonna explode

You can use the commode

Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents

No need to explain when you gotta drain

Just don't whiz on the electric fence



You can swizzle on the sofa

Piddle in the air

Tinkle in the toilet

That's why it is there

(Toilet flushing)



You can let it rain

In the breakdown lane

While waving at ladies and gents

Just don't whiz on...

Don't whiz on

Don't whiz on the electric fence.



No! No! No! No! Wiiiiizzzzz!



laughing

(electric sounds)